Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The Shit I Have To Deal With

Granted I want people to make calls like this, but come on!

(as I'm typing this I lost the screen shot, so you'll have to deal with the hand history).

Full Tilt Poker Game #3387859714: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (25906071), Table 1 - 120/240 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:44:57 ET - 2007/08/28
Seat 7: tlaporta1021 (1,360)
Seat 8: 1800blowme (8,700)
Seat 9: mclarich (3,440)
mclarich posts the small blind of 120
tlaporta1021 posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mclarich [Qd Qh]
1800blowme raises to 480 (what's the saying about minraises again)
mclarich has 15 seconds left to act
mclarich raises to 1,200
tlaporta1021 folds
1800blowme calls 720 (what, you think you're gonna hit your ace?)

*** FLOP *** [2s 4c 8s]
mclarich bets 2,240, and is all in (no point slow playing with two red Qs on this flop)
1800blowme calls 2,240
mclarich shows [Qd Qh]

I'm going to put the long break in here for effect. Trust me, you'll never guess what he called with.

1800blowme shows [5h Th]

That's right. No straight draw, no flush draw, only one overcard which is no good anyways.

*** TURN *** [2s 4c 8s] [6s] (wait for it....)
*** RIVER *** [2s 4c 8s 6s] [7h] (you motherfucker)

mclarich shows a pair of Queens
1800blowme shows a straight, Eight high
1800blowme wins the pot (7,120) with a straight, Eight high
mclarich stands up

Online poker is SO rigged.


At August 28, 2007 at 5:47 AM, Blogger Alan aka RecessRampage said...

That sux. Good news is, I laughed out loud at 10-5 (I guessed 5-6 with doublegutted straight draw).

At August 28, 2007 at 7:26 AM, Blogger jamyhawk said...

Unreal! At least you didn't throw your computer out the window -unless you typed all this on another computer...

At August 28, 2007 at 8:04 AM, Blogger Schaubs said...

I guessed A5o. That is gross.

At August 28, 2007 at 11:22 AM, Blogger Matt Silverthorn said...

Good Lord...


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